How To Cook A Thanksgiving Turkey

How To Cook A Thanksgiving Turkey
by Karrie Boone

First, you buy a turkey, or your husband can shoot one.

Second, you wash it or pluck it and then you put A1 sauce on it or BBQ.

Third, you cook it.

Fourth, you let it cool down.

Fifth, you put it in the microwave for 33 seconds if it is too cold for you.

Sixth, wait until Thanksgiving.

Seventh, you invite people,

Last, you eat it!